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POLICE OFFICER: Sir! A woman just shot her husband dead this morning on the forehead in Lagos.
DPO: Why the hell did she shoot the man?
POLICEMAN: It's because he walked on the tile floor she just cleaned!
DPO: Okay. So why have you not yet arrested her?
POLICEMAN: Sir, the floor has not dried yet!
DPO: (Bursts out laughing)
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