Monday 1 February 2016

5 Funny Things about Indian Movies!

(1). One of the identical twins must be very wicked!
(2). While defusing a bomb, do not worry about which wire to cut because you will always choose the safe one!
(3). A hero in a movie will not show any pain while getting beaten up by opponents but he will show pain whenever a woman begins to clean his wounds!
(4). A detective or police officer can resolve an issue only when he is sacked or suspended!
(5). As soon as you decide to start a dance on the streets, everyone who will join you will know the exact dancing steps. Lol!
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Funny Akpos and his Teacher in the Midnight!

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his school teacher on a Monday:
School Teacher: How was your night Akpos?
Akpos: I don't Sir because I was sleeping throughout the night.
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Sunday 31 January 2016

Akpos Picks an 'IRON' call (LOL)!

On a certain day, Akpos was walking down the street and he met Edet his friend who asked him what happened to his 2 ears since both of them were covered with bandages. And he replied him thus, "My phone rang when I was ironing my clothes and I picked up the iron instead of picking my phone. So, i burnt my left ear" Again, Edet asked him, "So what happened to the right ear?" Akpos replied, "The same useless and foolish guy called me again 2 seconds later!"
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OMG! See what Akpos does to his Wife in the room every night (DOWNLOAD VIDEO)!

In this funny and hilarious video, you will see what Mr. Akpos the comedian does with wife in the midnight everyday inside their bedroom. The most funny part of it that will crack you down with laughter is when the funny Akpos was busy looking for the right hole. Lol, you will surely enjoy the video and it remains the copyright of this very portal. To download and watch it, drop a request for it in the comment box below and we shall send it to your email instantly. Cheers!
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Saturday 30 January 2016

When you want to steal a meat and the Pot Cover drops (So Funny)!

There is never a sound louder on earth than the sound you hear when you sneak into your mother's kitchen to steal a meat from the soup pot and the cover of the pot drops to the ground. Lol!
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Alcohol is very good? - Read this funny joke and find out why!

Do you know that Alcohol does not people fat? Rather it makes you Lean... against walls, chairs, tables, floors and ugly people (lol). Say NO To excessive intake of alcohol!
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Ladies Call that Guy Now and see! (Must Read)!

Ruth and Esther as seen in the Holy Bible approached men and made the first moves on them and eventually, they got married happily to them. Not only that, they are the only ladies who have books in the Holy Bible. So ladies, call that guy you are having a crush on and admiring secretly for so long now and see the amazing results. Feel free and do not be shy!
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Friday 29 January 2016

See what a Nigerian will do to God on theJudgement Day (Hilarious Joke)!

On the Final Judgement Day, I will just hold the National Flag of Nigerian and my National Photo Identity card to show God that I have passed through hell fire already... With that, I believe he will give me an automatic passage into his Heavenly Kingdom. Lol!
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The Funniest Definition of Marriage!

A young girl once asked her father saying, "Daddy what is marriage?". This was the reply of the man to his daughter: "My dear, marriage is a WORKSHOP where the husband will continue working while the Wife will continue shopping. And the Girl laughed from night time until the morning dawn broke...  
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Brazillian or Peruvian Hair? - Read and Laugh Forever!

I am well convinced that ladies buy and fix expesnive and foreign hairs and styles just to show off to other poor girls... The reason is because we guys do not know and are not interested in knowing the difference between Brazilian hair, Peruvian Hair, Egyptian hair, Indian hair, 18 or 20 Inches, $500,000 or $1,000 worth Hairstyles... That is simply the gospel truth!
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