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Little Johnny and his friend were on a hunting expedition inside a forest reserve. Sooner, the friend was bit by a GREEN creature so Little Johnny had to search for a quick cure. As he was wandering all over the bush, he found a team of professional medical doctors who were in the middle of an urgent pregnancy surgery on an expectant mother. He pleaded with them to help him save his injured friend but they hesitated to leave what they were doing. At a point, one of the doctors said to him:
"Boy, that case is simple ! Go back to your friend, cut open the injured part with a sharp stick and carefully remove the green substance with your mouth. Surely, he will be saved !!!"
So Little Johnny went back in fright to his weak friend who asked him thus:
"Johnny, is any help coming yet ?"
And Little Johnny out of fright of getting affected in the whole process said to him:
"Certainly not ! The doctors said you have just 2 more minutes !!!"
... And the friend fainted. Lol !!!
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