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Akpos always boasted that nobody in the world speaks the English language better than he does. So one day, his illiterate friend visited him and they both got engaged in this funny dialogue:
BOMBOY: I call my biological mother 'mama'. What of you?
AKPOS: I favouritely call her MUM.
BOMBOY: Sweet ! Also, I call my senior sister 'Higher Sisi'. What of you?
AKPOS: (Laughs at Bomboy and says) Ignorance is really a disease ooo. As for me, I call her 'MAXI-MUM'.
BOMBOY: Wow, great ! Before I forget, I call my junior sister 'Lower Sisi'. What of you?
AKPOS: (Laughs again and says) You amuse me Bomboy ! As for me, I call her 'MINI-MUM'. So take your corrections now and start speaking professional English like me in no distant time !!!
BOMBOY: (Sincerely nods in agreement) Okay Boss ! Corrections noted !!
Hahahaha, who is better than the other ???
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