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Four men applied for the post of a Security Guard in a U-S foreign Embassy. So during their interview, an immigration officer asked them thus; "If you happen to see a lion in the forest now, what tactics will you employ to catch it alive without getting hurt?"
CHINE-SE WARRIOR: It's simple. I'll pursue it tirelessly so that it will get tired. Then, I'll give it a series of weakening kung-fu com-bo hits. Then, it will fall down, I'll tie up its mouth and the task is done.
OYIBO COP: It's all about bravery. I'll wait for it to come after me. When it dives, i'll be sharp to shift my position, mount over its back and stunn it till it faints. Case Finished !
NAIJA POLICEMAN (AKPOS): It's all about using my great strenght and power of intimidation. Look at what I'll do. I'll simply catch a little Cat and beat it to the point that it will voluntarily surrender and accept to answer a Lion. Wise me !
Ha ha ha, so who among these three applicants has the least chance of getting the job ???
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