Monday, 25 February 2013

A mortgage officer's advice to Akpos (Lol) !!!

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Akpos went into a Mortgage bank to collect a loan. Then, the mortgage officer asked him thus:

OFFICER: How may I help you?
AKPOS: Please sir, I want to take a loan to build a new house. Our house at home is very small such that I sleep in the same room with my parents.
OFFICER: Really !!
AKPOS: Yes. I want my privacy. I'm tired of my dad disturbing me. Every night, he calls me 'AKPOS'. If I answer him, he'll tell me to close my eyes and sleep quickly.
OFFICER: I understand you but you have to keep managing. We have no money to lend you now. If he calls you next time, don't answer him. Okay?
AKPOS: Okay.

So Akpos went home and followed the officer's instruction. The next day, he came back to the officer crying and said to him:

AKPOS: Sir, I did what you told me but it didn't work. My dad rather hit me 10 times on the head with a heavy rod so as to confirm that I am truely asleep. See bumps all over my head !!!
OFFICER: (Collapses in an uncontrollable laughter) Lol !!!

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