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An academic tutor was teaching his class and the following events occured :
TUTOR: Alcohol is not good for the health. You all know that Alcohol weakens people very very slowly.
AKPOS: (Frowns his face and challenges the teacher) Please teacher, who wants to quench fast fast and sharp sharp ? It weakens very very slowly unlike sickness and auto-crash. That's why it should be recommended !!!
At this point, the tutor got angry with Akpos and decided to mock him by asking him this question:
TUTOR: Akpos, if I show you 'N1 Billion' and 'A sensible brain' now, which one will you choose ? For me I will prefer 'A Sensible Brain'. What of you ?
AKPOS: (Smiles and says) Well, na money I go take ooo. Afterall, we both chose what we don't have !!!
"Gosh" exclaimed the teacher because Akpos' reply came as an grave insult on him and his personality. So, inorder for Akpos to fall into his trap so that he can flog and deal with him seriously in revenge for all he's been doing in the class, the tutor went to the chalk board and wrote thus,
"If 89a + (4bc - 559.31z) / 7447e X 9952f + 1k X (8652 [0.546b] X 100003) + 2014prt = 19n + 293m - 14582v - 00.00001j X (2,028,674,289fw / 01.123456789ivb, find the values of all the letters, multiply each one by 10 million, find their 3rd roots, get their logarithms, convert them to kilometers and express them in undefined fractional terms. GOODLUCK !!!".
Then, the tutor said to Akpos:
TUTOR: Akpos Ochuko !!! Come out in front of the class and solve this PROBLEM on the board within a minute !!!
AKPOS: (Comes out to the board, picks up the duster, cleans up the chalk board neatly, smiles and says to the tutor) Sir, I have solved your problem ooo.
TUTOR: What !!! (Picks up his cane and chases Akpos all over the place till they finally run out of the classroom).
Lol. THE END !!!
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