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On his first day in the university, Akpos met a pretty and beautiful damsel whom he really wanted to 'get down' with but the problem remained that the beautiful girl was very very religious. So one day, Akpos invited her to his apartment and gave her his newly bought ''Blackberry Bold-10'' mobile phone. The girl accepted it but still refused to give in to his request. He gave her the finest American Pizzas and chocolates but after eating up the whole thing, the girl still hesitated to do it. Then Akpos gifted away his classic HP Laptop together with his expensive android phone to this chick who collected them happily and still stood her ground. At this point, Akpos gave himself a quick thought. Then he moved out to the veranda, put on his generator, plugged the cables of his DVD player and television into the electric socket and began to play a ''Blueish'' movie (Lol) for this girl. It wasn't even up to a minute yet and the young girl became restless on her sit and kept on screaming quietly thus:
''Give it to me dear ! I sincerely need it !! I honestly want to do it because I can't live without it !!!''
Hearing this, Akpos smiled in jubiliation and said to the girl:
AKPOS: Wow, follow me inside so that I can give it to you hundred times free of charge !!!
GIRL: Okay. I want you to give me a PRAYER BOOK inside your room dear ! I sincerely need it !! I honestly want to PRAY with it because I can't live without it !!!
At this very point, Akpos tiredly got short of words because after everything said and done, the matter on ground still remained the same old long story. Ha ha ha !!!
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