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After struggling to make so much money in life, Akpos still remained a wretched guy. At a point, he decided to travel to the United States of America so as to make it by force. He had no money for his transport fare but being a professional swimmer, he decided to swim his way to his destination. The D-day arrived and Akpos dived into the ocean and began to swim as fast as a Dolphin. After one hour, he raised his head from the ocean, looked around and heard people speaking in chinese thus;
"Ying wu chon chin Ju mong lee lian".
He became so disappointed that he put back his head into the water and started swimming again. After another one hour of swimming, Akpos raised his head again from the water and heard people speaking in french thus;
"Bonjour mes etudiantes. Je m'appelle Korachon."
Hearing this, he frowned his face because he never wished to be in France. With all seriousness this time around, he dived back into the ocean and swam with all his strength to the USA. After an hour, he raised up his head from the water. Looking around the place, what he heard and saw got him totally disappointed to the extent that he had to instantly slump inside the water. The noise went on and on thus;
"Onitsha, Nkpor, Ogidi, Abagana, Amawbia, Awka !!!"
That was the voice of the bus conductors at the Onitsha Main Market beside the River Niger. Akpos was finally back to Naija. His greediness has made him loose the pleasurable experience of staying in the better environments of either China or France. Lol !!!
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