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Akpos, Little Johnny and Ochuko deliberately dodged a mathematics examination because they never ever read their books even a bit. So after hatching out an excuse, they went to a mechanic shop and rubbed a condemned engine oil all over their clothes, visited their Head of Department's office the next day and said to him thus;
"Hello Professor, we missed our exams yesterday because the engine of our car knocked on our way back from a far-away marriage ceremony. We tried our best to repair it but we couldn't. If you doubt this story, look all over our clothes and see the stains of car oil. Please consider us sir !"
Hearing this, their HOD pitied them and gave them 3 days to revise their books. On the D-day, the HOD placed the 3 guys in three different halls and gave them the examination paper containing the following questions:
A. Who and who wedded yesterday ? (20 marks).
B. Where did the wedding take place ? (20 marks).
C. What is the colour of the Groom's outfit ? (20 marks).
D. Which car did you people travel with ? (20 marks).
E. In which church did the wedding take place ?
NB: Your answers must be exactly the same or ...
Success !!!
Lol, I wonder what Akpos, Little Johnny and Ochuko finally did to these questions. Certainly, they were discovered that very day and were seriously dealt with. Ha ha ha !!!
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