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This is Akpos writing to you all today ! Now, if only you can read this very brief post till the end, you will find a very amazing SUPRISE package at the end. So start now and make sure you understand everything word to word !!!
==> Truely, the sum of 1 + 1 is 2 but for now, just agree with me that it is 100. Okay ?
==> Good ! It's true that your mother gave birth to you. But for the sake of this write-up I want you to believe that it was your father who actually delivered you inside the labour room at the maternity home. Okay ?
==> Again, do you know that the plural of a 'Goat' is 'Sheep' ? Just forget all that your teacher taught you in school and believe me for now. Okay ?
==> Let this one not sound like a joke to you ooo. Do you know that each television in the world contains a fowl's beak inside it ? Do not doubt this please !
==> Finally, how old are you who is presently reading this post ? Say it out loudly to yourself wherever you are please !!!
==> Okay !
* If you are below 7 years and you either agreed or disagreed to the facts mentioned above, I'm sorry there will be no suprises for you because none of you have attained the official age of reasoning yet.
* If you are 7 years and above and you went contrary to disagree with the above facts too, I'm also very sorry because there will be no suprises for you people too. Disobedient peeps !!!
* Finally, for the obedient peeps (above 7 years) in the house who agreed with the above mentioned facts. I have a very big suprise gift for all of now because at your ages, you still believe strongly in the stories of funny Akpos. Anywhere you are now, please give yourself 6 dirty slaps !!! Must your head touch the clouds before you become wise ???
==> Lol, peace peace !!! It's only a humorous joke ooo ...
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