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In an adult education class, a lecturer was teaching his students about the qualities of an ideal wife. At a point he asked Akpos a question thus:
LECTURER: Akpos, can you tell me the type of lady you will like to marry in future?
AKPOS: A lady as bright as the moonlight !
LECTURER: Really ! It seems like you want her to be fair, pretty and bright like the full moon?
AKPOS: Not really sir.
LECTURER: Or do you want her to always rotate round and round the whole place?
AKPOS: Absolutely not ...
LECTURER: Hmm, so why then do you want your dream wife to be like the moonlight ?
AKPOS: (Smiles and says) It's simple sir ! Just like the moon does, I want to be seeing my future wife only in the nights. Very early in the morning, she should vanish from my sight so that I'll suffer lesser pains in my matrimony. I need only pleasures !
When the lecturer and the listening class heard this, they all burst out laughing out loudly !!!
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