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Finally, Akpos a University lecturer was awarded a Professor of English Language. So one day, he drove his brand new "Genesis" ride to a car wash and said in pidgin English to the car-washer;
"Hey bro, abeg tidy up my motor for me. I go pay you well well".
At once, the car-washer frowned his face and replied him;
"Please sir, I don't hear pidgin English. Respect yourself and your literacy and speak good English to me".
Then, Akpos spoke again;
"Okay Dude, I'm just sauntering in from a Grandeur gallore in London. Now, I demand that you give me a prestigious standing ovation right now, hop nearer to my flashy 'Genesis' ride with your scrutinizing bucket of water, refurbish it and dismantle the dirts to my sensational taste. After, I'll replenish your leaking pockets with my Diamond deals from my wealthy barn of fortunes. You got me right?".
Already sweating and shivering at Akpos' long grammar, the car-washer put on a difficult smile and replied him;
"Sir no mind me. Abeg, make we speak pidgin joor. Even if na Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa, I sabi speak them well-a".
Lol, see the consequences of illiteracy !!! At least, let's be happy that Akpos is on the positive side today !!!
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