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Over there at the Overseas, if you visit a hospital to see a medical doctor for treatment of your health disorders like Acne pimples, all the doctor will do is to recommend you a test if necessary and prescribes drugs for you and you will take them accordingly and get healed sooner.
Here in Naija Territory, the case is different ooo. If you are suffering from a life-threatening disease like Mesothelioma or cancer, the doctor will try his best and if he doesn't succeed, he will tell you that your case is spirit ual and will further advise you to visit a very powerful pastor. Now, look at the journey of the sick man.
==> AT THE "MOUNTAIN OF MIRACLES" CHURCH - Eat the green orange peels mixed with Bitter leaf !!
==> AT THE "DOMAIN OF WONDERS" CHURCH - Your great grand father is the person responsible for this. Pray psalm 117 fifty times daily.
==> AT THE "SONS OF SALVATION" CHURCH - Chew the roots of Bitterleaf every hour and supplement it with 150 litres of water daily.
==> AT THE "CHASTE CHRISTIANS CONGREGATION" - Your mischiefs are uncountable sir. Pray psalm 51 fifty-one times daily and drink your urine each time you ease yourself.
==> AT THE "DIVINE WORSHIPPERS FORUM" - Chew ginger, garlic, pepper and onions 5 times daily. Do not forget to kneel down from morning till night until you are healed in 7 days time.
==> AT THE "UNENDING GRACES" CHURCH - Eat the green orange peels mixed with Bitter leaf !!!
Again !!! The church recommendations begins once more from cycle one. At a point, the sick man will get tired and quench in peace. Lol, ... but this is not a funny issue. It's simply the reality exposed !!!
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