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Akpos an Illiterate relocated from his village to the city to work as a mechanic in an insurance company. He rented an apartment and soon became favourites with a fair lady who was his direct neighbour. When he wanted to leave for work on a monday morning, he peeped his head into the lady's room and dropped her a memorable ki ss. On tuesday, he made it two and on wednesday, he tripled it. But on thursday when he tried to make it a package of four, the lady said to him thus:
LADY: Please, not today again Akpos ! I've not been myself since monday ooo. I'm still returning back to my normal self. Don't worry, I will available from tomorrow onwards".
AKPOS: (Misinterpretes her and gets frightened) Na waa ooo ! Returning from where? So you mean I have been dealing with somebody else since monday?
LADY: (Laughs and says) May be. But it's my unconscious self.
AKPOS: (Takes to his heels even before the lady finished talking, shouting all over the streets) Abeg help me ooo ! G host, g host g host !!!
Seeing him running helter-skelter, people quickly grabbed him, took him back house only to realise that what the Lady actually meant was that she has been sick since monday. At once, all burst out laughing. Lol !!!
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