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In a riverine area, Professor Akpos boarded a canoe and was sailing to the other side of the river. As they were moving, he asked the canoe paddler thus:
PROFESSOR AKPOS: Hey Boy, do you know the meaning of pharmacology, Geology, Entomology, parasitology, Agronomy, morphology and Econometrics ?
CANOE PADDLER: (Gazing at Akpos with his big eyes) No idea sir.
PROFESSOR AKPOS: (Laughs and says) Then you are a disgrace to our modern society. People will mock you sooner when you go out into the civilized world. Shame on you !
CANOE PADDLER: (Cries and feels dejected. 20 minutes later, a great storm starts, breaks the canoe and gets it sinking gradually. Then the boy paddling the canoe asked professor Akpos)
Hey Prof, do you know the meaning of Sinking-ology, drowning-ology, Swimming-ology, run-for-your-life-ology, hippopotamus-ology, octopus-ology and blue-whale-ology?
PROFESSOR AKPOS: (Frightened) No ooo ...
CANOE PADDLER: (Laughs loudly) Very good ! Sooner, a very big hippopotamus-ology will use you for its lunch-ology and you will pass-away-ology with all your big grammar-ology. I will never ever save you because earlier, you gave me an insult-ology. Bye till we meet again in heaven-ology. Ha ha ha ha !!!
(At once, the boy dives into the water and swims away. If you know what happened to Professor Akpos later on, please tell us ooo) Lol !!!
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