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Getting tired of the alarming rate at which Akpos lies to him, Papa Akpos went to the market and bought a scientific machine with which to detect lies and punish liars too. So one day, Akpos came back from school with his result. Then, his father sat him down beside the machine and started asking him thus:
PAPA AKPOS: Is this your original school result?
AKPOS: Yes Dad. (At once, the machine gives him a heavy knock on the head)
PAPA AKPOS: (Laughs out and says) It is better you say the truth now.
AKPOS: (Already Crying and shivering) Okay daddy. I failed my exams. So I threw away my original result and wrote and signed another one.
PAPA AKPOS: What ! So this is what you've been doing since I sent you to school. You play a lot at home and ignore reading your books. When I was your age, I always took the 1st position in my class.
(At once, the stand-by machine beats up the mess out of Papa Akpos. Lol ! At once, mama Akpos rushes into the scene and shouts)
MAMA AKPOS: Na wa for you Papa Akpos ! Why did you buy this type of machine self? Now, it is even turning against you. Please discard it. I don't want anything to happen to any of you ooo. You are my dear husband and the father of AKPOS our only son.
(At once, the machine beats and beats and beats up Mama Akpos until she lay unconscious on the ground).
Ha ha ha !!!
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