Thursday, 7 February 2013

"A greyhound doesn't bite" - Akpos tells a barrister (So funny) !!!

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Akpos went to repair his faulty computer at the office of an expert web developer and engineer. When he reached there, the engineer was not around so he decided to sit down on a chair outside the compound and wait for him. A greyhound was also lying down next to his seat. Moments later, a man walked up to Akpos and asked him; "Wow, you have a very plumpy foreign greyhound. Does your greyhound bite people ?" Akpos looked into his face and said, "No Sir". Then, then man tried to pat the Greyhound on the back when suddenly, it jumped up sharply from sleep and bit the man mercilessly and repeatedly. As the man was running around, sweating and shouting "Ahhh, oooo, heelpp oo, ewooo, aayiiiii ...", Akpos was busy laughing as he watched the ongoing cinema. When the greyhound finally ran away after dealing with the man, the man limped to Akpos in a pitiful condition and shouted at him; "Guy, You are in a big trouble already ! I am a barrister so I will arrest and charge you to court so that you will pay me some damages to me. Why did you tell me that the YOUR greyhound doesn't bite ?" At once, Akpos laughed out and replied him, "Sir, that greyhound is not mine naa. The one I own and train at home personally doesn't bite". And the barrister became dumbfounded at the logic. He has got the full taste of pain with nobody to blame. Akpos is indeed a wise man, lol !!!

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