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On a very cold season, Akpos was spending his time with his rich uncle. So one morning, the cold was too much and he decided to go out to a nearby hotel and take a sip of hot tea. See what happened below:
AKPOS: (Says to the waiter) Please I want to drink a cup of hot tea.
WAITER: Okay. Specify the quantity of the milk, sugar and chocolate to be added to the mixture.
AKPOS: 5 packets of milk, 2 packets of chocolate and 2 cup-fuls of sugar.
WAITER: Okay sir. What of the bread you'll eat? Should I apply butter and Cheese to it?
AKPOS: Yes naa.
WAITER: What of flavoured cashew nuts and toasted groundnuts?
AKPOS: Of course. Put them in-between the slices of bread.
WAITER: Would you like it with pure and original honey?
AKPOS: Yup !
WAITER: And Sardine fishes too?
AKPOS: Yea
WAITER: (Making the tea in happiness that he got a big customer) We also have Jam and Cream.
AKPOS: No problem. Add them too ! Is there any other thing that we are missing?
WAITER: (Says in joy) Certainly Nothing else sir ...
AKPOS: (Laughs and says) Very good ! Now, from the tea that you have prepared, pour inside my cup the quantity that costs N20. As for the bread you garnished, cut out the size that costs N40 for me. Take your money !
WAITER: (Gets infuriated with Akpos and shouts at him) It seems like something is wrong with you !
AKPOS: (Laughs out the more and says) But I ordered for a cup of tea and you started asking me whether you should add heaven and earth to it. What do you expect me to do? Abeg serve me my N40 Bread and N20 tea let me eat and leave here joor !!! Lol ...
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