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Along the road, a passenger bus was speeding to the city. At a point, the bus driver looked at Akpos who was sitting in the front seat beside him and noticed that he was seriously sweating and shivering at the same time. So he asked him whether he was feeling fine and Akpos replied him with a shaky voice saying; "Drive-ve-ver, I'm I'm I'm I'm dee-dee-deep-eeply im-impre-imp-impresed !" Still unconvinced by the answer, the driver asked him the same question again and he stammered out the same reply again. So the driver drove on. Four minutes later, a very soft but embarrassing sound came out from Akpos's belly and the whole car was messed up by the foul air. At once, the driver parked his bus by a corner, carried Akpos inside the bush so that he'll make himself 'light'. Then, the passengers who were waiting inside the bus suddenly began to hear repeated sounds of shots and they all ran for their lives into the other side of the bush and hid themselves. The cracking sounds came like this; "Gbrim, gbrim, gbrin, prinprimprin, tututututu, kakakakakaka, poooooooo, gbuuummmm, gbuuummmm, fffffffffffiiii, fffffffffff ..." One hour later, everywhere got calm again. So the driver and Akpos came out from the bush and so did the other passengers too. And their journey continued. It was only when they reached their final bus stop that the driver narrated to them that the sounds which they heard along the road never came from shots. Rather, they were coming right from Akpos as he was busy easing himself inside the bush. Lol, no wonder he couldn't speak his English correctly when the whole thing initially started inside the bus. Ha ha ha, just pray that you will never be a victim of such an unexpected trouble !!!
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