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During an oral examination in a certain school, a class teacher was testing the general knowledge of his students. When it was Akpos' turn, he went into the class teacher's office and the following ensued:
CLASS MISTRESS: Akpos !!! Stand up and complete this popular saying - "Many are called but ..."
AKPOS: (Answers with courage) ... but only few can afford the recharge card with which to call back.
CLASS MISTRESS: (Gives Akpos a heavy knock on the head and asks him again) Change this sentence into the future tense - "I took away a man's life".
AKPOS: (Smiles and says) It is very simple aunty. "You will rot in the prison for the rest of your life" is the future tense.
CLASS MISTRESS: (Gives Akpos a dirty slap and continues) According to the Bible, briefly tell me about Judas Iscariot.
AKPOS: Interesting, I know this one. Judas was a hardworking farmer who feeds only on vegetables and carrots.
CLASS MISTRESS: (Stunned but says) Are you mad Akpos ? Okay, explain why and how ?
AKPOS: It is because "Judas-Eats-Carrot" only !!!
CLASS MISTRESS: (Kicks Akpos and asks him again) Silly boy ! Do you know any domestic animal kept in Nigerian homes ?
AKPOS: Sure madam ! A goat !!
CLASS MISTRESS: Very good !!! Mention another one please.
AKPOS: (Scratches his head in frustration and suddenly speaks out) Another goat !!!
CLASS MISTRESS: (Eyes him in anger, signs his expulsion letter immediately and dismisses him from her office).
Lol !!!
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