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Akpos was newly admitted into a certain secondary school. So on his first day in school, the Biology teacher decided to organise a rapid test for the class. So, he brought in 10 birds and covered their bodies with a black clothe such that only their legs can be seen. Then, his question went like this;
"From the legs of these creatures, write down their individual names, ecological habitats, biological family, specie and behavioural group. I'll collect your papers after one hour."
On seeing this question, Akpos the new student who knew NOTHING started sweating. After 30 minutes, he took his blank sheet of paper to the teacher's table and said to him;
"Sir, this is my script. I don't know what to write. I'll be going home now. If you ever see me in this class again, take me like that".
Feeling stunned, the teacher questioned him back;
"Young Boy, are you mad ? Oya, tell me your name fast ! Infact, where the hell did you come out from ?".
Quickly, Akpos pulled up his trouser in ridicule to make his legs visible. Then, he shouts back at the teacher;
"Very good. Take a look at my legs too and tell me my name, my biological family, my behavioural group, my specie and my tribe. You are asking me a question which you too can't answer. Bye".
At once, he zoomed off the face of the teacher who kept on gazing at him like a ...
Lol !!!
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