Wednesday, 26 December 2012

As cunning as Pastor Akpos !!!

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Before a large congregation in his church, Pastor Akpos was praying, performing miracles, binding and casting out bad influences from people. Then all of a sudden, a young man ran into the stage with his horse and cried before him saying;

"Pastor please heal my horse for me. Pray for him please !".

At once, Pastor Akpos frowned and replied angrily;

"Young man, our church do not deal with animals. The New church down the street can help you. They accept both humans and animals. So leave here now !".

After some minutes of pleading with the hard-hearted pastor Akpos, the sick horse finally died. Then, the owner after crying for his dead horse asked Pastor Akpos saying;

"I hope the New church down the street will accept my donation of N900 Billion to bury my dear horse for me ?".

Feeling astonished, Pastor Akpos answered him with an exciting rush;

"My Sweetest Lord and Saviour !!! Why didn't you tell me all these while that your horse was a steadfast christian ? Sir please do not worry anymore. Our church can bury your horse for you even with 5 years of continuous fasting and prayers."

Lol !

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